Friday, May 22, 2009

I lost my Voice >.<"

I just lost my voice! i couldn't scream or speak. this sucks! ughh!! blame mia for mking me shout at her like hell yesterday -__-
when i was sleeping like a baby yesterday, Mia woke me. she threw a pillow on my face, which that would make me SUPER MAD. when i opened my eyes,i look straight up, there she is, the bitch standing straight in front of my bed smiling,like she has smthng urgent to say. then i was like, 'what is it bitch?! why did u woke me from my beauty sleep?!' and she replied,'aku bosan la weyh. bgun la. kite buat dajal kat Tanya.' when i'm mad,i won't think twice. I shouted at her. kuat gile lah. maki kaw2 punye. i kicked her out of my room, LITERALLY and shut the door on her face. then i was happy. I continued sleeping. After 3 1/2 hours, i woke up. a bright smile was put up on my face. i checked my phone and there was 18 missed calls from Mia. Well, that made me happier :D
I was about to sing 'i feel good' loudly, till the unexpected happend. i opened my mouth and sing out loud, suddenly,my voice cracked. i coughed for several times and sing again. xde effect. uhh. this sucks. my mon said,'minum air banyak2.' and i said,'TAKNAK' haha :D

NO WAYY!

Today was the first day of the mid year exam shitto. -.-'' there was one thing that i'm absolutely positive abt these exams thingi are the sitting placement. It has to be in alphabetical order. Aizat's name starts with the letter M and mine, S. know what that means? We would be sittin apart! like,FAR AWAY apart! Yayyy!!! Peace and quiet. The day was going very smoothly till....Aizat changed his sitting placement and sat beside me. UGHHHH!!!! It's terrifying enought having Zul sittin in front of me and Rozy sitting behind me! Now, the king of all stupidness will be sitting beside me for the whole examination week! Holy Crap. What did i ever do to u god?! This is the heaviest punishment that i've ever received! I know i've made loads and loads of sins but, forgive me oh godd!!!! :'[ huh, what's gonna happend next? Sing Taylor Swift's Love Story and act like a bunch of mental lost baboons?
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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Porn XXX

MUKE GAY!

HAHA! Last Monday,best I tgok porn dlam klas. Bpak best gile lah. Aizat buat free show. OMG. He danced like a cheap 2nd below class prostitute! Mengundang gile baii., stim sumeorg waktu tu.he lowed hs pants and ikat hs shirt sampai ke atas.  hm, dick die agak huge la kan. in a proper word. He danced up and down, up and down, left to right dgan muke die yg mintak panampar,penumbuk and penyepak die tu en. ALL of the girls were focusing on his dick. So did I. hah. my lord, best day evr kot? FREE PORN right in front of my eyes.